We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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