Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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