did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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