bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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