i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Pappa wants mamma naked
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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