There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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