I got chris browned last night
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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