Betty ford says i'm here all night
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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