so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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