She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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