You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize