Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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