Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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