We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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