You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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