It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
