I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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