How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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