whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
no, he came in my armpit
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
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On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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