this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's always time for handjobs
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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