Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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