What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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