Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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