his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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