fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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