I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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