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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just had sex on a roof
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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