Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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