I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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