you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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