Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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