I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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