Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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