U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
