ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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