I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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