According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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