Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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