So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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