why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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