oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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