Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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