she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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