So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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