Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Randomize
