i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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