His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
