I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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