Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
