i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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