Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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