even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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