Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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