I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
