i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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