yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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