Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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