Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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